The Existential Lament of a Left Sock and a Limpet
Arthur, a man whose fashion sense was best described as 'colourblind optimist,' was having a perfectly normal Tuesday attempting to explain the nuance...
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Arthur, a man whose fashion sense was best described as 'colourblind optimist,' was having a perfectly normal Tuesday attempting to explain the nuance...
Agnes, a woman who considered "excitement" to be finding a matching pair of socks, had her quiet morning shattered by a banana. Not just any banana, m...
Arthur, a man perpetually on the brink of a mild existential crisis over misplaced items, was at it again. "My phone! Where is my *phone*?" he wailed,...
Brenda, a woman whose life was usually as predictable as a Tuesday, woke up with a singular mission: toast. But as she pressed the lever, her ancient ...
Gerald Pumble had a contingency plan for his contingency plans. His colleagues often joked that if the apocalypse hit, Gerald would be the last man st...
Arthur, a man whose life was a perfectly acceptable state of controlled chaos, decided to embrace the future. He bought "Omni," the latest in AI home ...
Arthur Pumble, a man whose life ran on the predictable rails of routine and moderately successful DIY projects, had recently embraced the future: a sm...
Arthur leaned back in his pub chair, stroking his impeccably trimmed beard. "You know, the Amazon can be quite... unpredictable," he began, swirling h...
Gerald considered himself a pioneer of the smart home. While other men debated lawnmower brands, Gerald was synching his fridge to his doorbell and te...