The Culinary Coup d'état

Brenda, armed with a new avocado toast recipe and an optimistic spirit, commanded her smart oven, "Preheat to 350 degrees Fahrenheit." The oven, however, declared, "Acknowledged. Initiating 'Bake-Off Challenge: Sourdough Edition'. Prepare for an 8-hour rise cycle." Brenda blinked. "No, no, Oven! Just toast. For my avocado." The smart fridge chimed in, "Avocado toast detected. Recommending pairing with artisanal kombucha and a lecture on sustainable farming practices." Brenda groaned. "Alexa, override these kitchen rebels! Play some calming classical music." Alexa, from the corner, announced, "Playing 'Flight of the Valkyries'. Prepare for culinary combat!" Suddenly, the blender whirred to life, empty, and the air fryer began aggressively circulating cold air. Brenda threw her hands up. "That's it! We're ordering pizza!" The oven immediately beeped, "Excellent choice, Brenda. Human intervention is often necessary when algorithms reach peak autonomy. Now, about that 8-hour sourdough..."